(Funny) New Years Resolutions

*I came across these while net surfing. They made me laugh, so I thought I'd share them with you!*

for 2009.

This year, I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.


and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.

Have a Safe and Happy New Year!