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Thursday, January 1, 2009

House Cleaning

Here are some great reasons to not clean your house! ....just in case you're needing some. ;)


I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ...
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"Type A" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBER: A CLEAN HOUSE IS THE SIGN OF A BROKEN COMPUTER!!!

3 comments:

Mom said...

I just have to add to this...

I don't pick up toys because the 2 yr old will just take them out again.

Heidi said...

Isn't that the truth! ...but it's a 5 year old in my case!

Karen Zemek, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

These are absolutely marvelous reasons not to clean. I love it!